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[xp_magik]

is this rly how american girls do flirting

Watch on YouTube

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[xp_colossus]

Da. Can confirm.

[xp_magik]

no wonder u have not found good woman to make grandbabies for mama

[xp_colossus]

I am not sure I am ready for that particular phase of my life.

You could give Mama babies too, you know. Make her happy to know you are alive and with grandchild in tow.

[xp_magik]

no no no. i am queen of limbo, young, and have no time or instinct for babies or even pets.

also i am staying dead to mama and papa u cannot change my mind stop trying

[xp_colossus]

Nyet. Will not stop trying. Am honoring your wish and not telling them directly. They have satellite internet now.

Maybe can get American women here in Mansion to teach you to flirt like they do.

[xp_magik]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

besides have not met people who meet my taste and do not need big brother to help me... what is it americans say, netflix and "chill"????? is too weird even for me.

[xp_colossus]

It's OK. I understand. You just can't handle it.

Netflix and chill is having sex under false pretenses. Can pretend got together to watch television when were actually desiring sex.

[xp_magik]

big talk from man who is actually alive and will not give mama grandbabies

that is stupid, is too vague and rude if someone just wants to watch movie and hang out. better to ask if they want to make out instead, is not vague at all.

[xp_colossus]

Big talk from scared little girl who will not tell own mother she is alive.

Not everyone wants to be as direct as you. America is conservative in some ways. Not like back home, where we are conservative in all things. ;)

[xp_magik]

mama has already mourned me she does not need to do so again

why be vague when cause problems when direct is just that

[xp_colossus]

Shouldn't that be her choice?

Not everyone appreciates direct. Maybe they should but they don't.

[xp_magik]

she has already mourned two children will not make her go through it again

would not "netflix and chill" with someone that does not appreciate direct

[xp_wildchild]

No. That's...
that's no just no

I think I need emotional support vodka right now jesus

[xp_colossus]

Have bottle in freezer for dealing with sister. I mean, for situations like this.

[xp_colossus]

Thought Demon Queen feared nothing. Admittedly, mama has a wicked way with earlobes and is lethal shot with ladle. Or slipper.

Standards! Good.

[xp_cypher]

Emotional Support Vodak! If you need some and you don't have a handy Russian, Clinto and I usually have some because we are Vodak Bros.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean my dude, outside of your weird sex club have you ever had someone flirt like that?

[xp_magik]

so youtube is full of lies again???? ugh.

i have vodka courtesy big brother who thinks i should drink not fuck

[xp_wildchild]

Youtube is always full of lies. Most of the internet is full of lies.

Well that's not very 2023 of him

[xp_darcy]

My cheesy pick-up lines are better.

[xp_magik]

is not fear is courtesy she does not need to know her child was kidnapped and sacrificed in hell dimension

yes high standards not just anyone can run with queen u know

[xp_cypher]

Like...which one? The "I've lost my standards" or "you're too poor to support me *steps on*"?

Bro, if there's one thing I've learned as Emma's assistant, it's that people have some real weird preconceptions and ideas about what will get them laid. And they all get so caught up in those preconceptions that they forget that most of the other people around them (minus ace folx, etc) are wanting to get laid too.

So basically, that video made my brain leak out my eyeball, but I've seen for real people engage in dumber shit because they thought that was how you were supposed to flirt. Not even a HFC thing.

[xp_magik]

then y do ppl keep telling me to google if it is lies

having sex makes him uncomfortable i am still small child apparently. never mind old enough to drink legally in america so obviously old enough to fuck too

[xp_cypher]

In a time that I prefer to not talk as much about, I actually used 'nice boots' (with its implied chaser) successfully.

[xp_cypher]

Because the internet is a great resource for getting information, you just have to understand how to spot the stuff that is lies.