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[xp_magik]

is this rly how american girls do flirting

Watch on YouTube

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[xp_colossus]

Da. Can confirm.

[xp_magik]

no wonder u have not found good woman to make grandbabies for mama

[xp_colossus]

I am not sure I am ready for that particular phase of my life.

You could give Mama babies too, you know. Make her happy to know you are alive and with grandchild in tow.

[xp_magik]

no no no. i am queen of limbo, young, and have no time or instinct for babies or even pets.

also i am staying dead to mama and papa u cannot change my mind stop trying

[xp_colossus]

Nyet. Will not stop trying. Am honoring your wish and not telling them directly. They have satellite internet now.

Maybe can get American women here in Mansion to teach you to flirt like they do.

[xp_wildchild]

No. That's...
that's no just no

I think I need emotional support vodka right now jesus

[xp_colossus]

Have bottle in freezer for dealing with sister. I mean, for situations like this.

[xp_cypher]

Emotional Support Vodak! If you need some and you don't have a handy Russian, Clinto and I usually have some because we are Vodak Bros.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean my dude, outside of your weird sex club have you ever had someone flirt like that?

[xp_darcy]

My cheesy pick-up lines are better.

[xp_cypher]

In a time that I prefer to not talk as much about, I actually used 'nice boots' (with its implied chaser) successfully.

[xp_cypher]

Like...which one? The "I've lost my standards" or "you're too poor to support me *steps on*"?

Bro, if there's one thing I've learned as Emma's assistant, it's that people have some real weird preconceptions and ideas about what will get them laid. And they all get so caught up in those preconceptions that they forget that most of the other people around them (minus ace folx, etc) are wanting to get laid too.

So basically, that video made my brain leak out my eyeball, but I've seen for real people engage in dumber shit because they thought that was how you were supposed to flirt. Not even a HFC thing.

[xp_colossus]

Which label do you prefer?

[xp_magik]

so youtube is full of lies again???? ugh.

i have vodka courtesy big brother who thinks i should drink not fuck

[xp_wildchild]

Youtube is always full of lies. Most of the internet is full of lies.

Well that's not very 2023 of him

[xp_magik]

then y do ppl keep telling me to google if it is lies

having sex makes him uncomfortable i am still small child apparently. never mind old enough to drink legally in america so obviously old enough to fuck too

[xp_hawkeye]

Not the ones normal guys wanna bang.

Would you tell a dude he was too poor to support you before breaking him in half?

[xp_cypher]

Some places they pay extra for that, bro.

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean, sure, but I was going more for the satire/hyperbole/stereotype point.

[xp_magik]

wait WAIT ppl will pay me to break them in half????????? tell me more i need a way to make money limbo trades in favors not coin

[xp_hawkeye]

So in X-Force's latest mission report, there was some information about an X-Ranch.

But also, you could just look into becoming a professional dominatrix. It doesn't have to be sexual at all.

[xp_magik]

no thats rude if they were being very annoying i would just break in half maybe insult lack of skills

[xp_hawkeye]

That's way better.

What do you consider annoying?

[xp_magik]

when i say not even if only other human in hell dimension and they take as encouragement

[xp_jubilee]

That usually costs extra. Unless I really like you, of course. Then it’s just standard rates