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[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Oh. Honey. No.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

why is google a man
why is google an unhelpful man

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

That's Gabriel. That's not google.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Do you... need help with the microwave again?

Because I unplugged it this morning to make a cheese toastie and charge my starkpad at the same time and I don't know if I plugged it in again.

PS, GREEN BUTTON MAKES IT GO

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Also, you have to pay the computer. You have to give it food after you press the button on the side that opens the CD drive, which is kind of it's mouth. You put the food in there, okay? Or money, either works.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

XAVIN.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

IS THIS EMAIL I FOUND EMAIL

i took a 20 from your wallet but the computer didn't do anything

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

I want to help you but I don't know where to start.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

She has to start by paying her computer.

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

Computers only accept credit. I take cash, though, and I can make sure that the computer gets it.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

wait miles is that you

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

Hi, Illyana. You typed google.com into the wrong place again, I think.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm not even touching the google thing but

Microwave. If it's the same one as in all you kids rooms, it's the green button.

Your food should say how long you cook it for. Make sure you check that because sometimes they want to you do something like wrap the burrito in a damp paper towel or remove some metal and metal plus microwaves equals a lot of sparks and burned food.

Press those numbers on the number pad, close the door, hit the green button.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELPFUL EMAIL now tell me where the computer money goes

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

One of you fuckers actually made me laugh. Please, continue.

[xp-bling.livejournal.com]

dont listen 2 these idiots. they just messin w u. u dun need 2 pay the computer.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

i know half of this is words but why is there math

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Did you ever figure out how to work the microwave, kid?

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

i got distracted by the potential computer demon and now i have to find the instructions again but someone or google gave them to me

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

oh. oh. oh.

brb, I need all the knives and a fireproof suit.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

don't worry apparently there was nothing in the computer but Gavin's money.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

The microwave is awesome! You can make CAKE in it.

I can help if you haven't figured it out! I'm awesome at microwaving.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

wait like real cake

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

If you need help, I'm happy to...

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

i should probably have asked you before xavin