xp_magik: (in search of)
Illyana Rasputin ([personal profile] xp_magik) wrote2015-05-19 08:05 pm

www.google.com

how does the microwave work
make microwave work
explain microwave buttons
microwave to heat food
how microwave
email miles microwave question
where is email picture
what click for email
computer instructions
make computer work better
explain computer
why
why
why
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[identity profile] xp-xavin.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I figured it was obvious. geeze.

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
i think it's the one you showed me with the weird circle. why are there so many things on this computer. too much clicking.

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
i already gave the computer all of xavin's money and google started working once i clicked the right place!!!!

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
the only money i have is your money so it seemed very obvious to me

[identity profile] x-otoxic.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA XAVIN I'M SORRY BUT THIS REALLY IS THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY I WANT TO POST IT ON REDDIT

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF THING IS THIS

[identity profile] xp-xavin.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I know I haven't asked you this yet or not because I know you're not supposed to ask people this but are you like, autistic or something?

[identity profile] xp-xavin.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Computer demon

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
why do we even have socialized media isn't this supposed to be for learning

[identity profile] x-otoxic.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Right, that's the one.

Have you tried your Instagram yet? That should be easier to manage because I just set you to follow me, Warren, and Felicia.

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
i don't even speak german xavin

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING ME I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MATCHES

[identity profile] xp-xavin.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL
NO
NO
NO

I WAS JOKING. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LIKE, AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING AND WOULDN'T KNOW I WAS JOKING

IT ISN'T A DEMON

NO FIRE OKAY?

[identity profile] xp-bling.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
dont listen 2 these idiots. they just messin w u. u dun need 2 pay the computer.

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
i know half of this is words but why is there math

[identity profile] xp-bling.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
number n letter abbreviations r quicker than typing whole words.

[identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Did you ever figure out how to work the microwave, kid?

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
oh i get it now. like phonics. probably easier on stupid tiny telephone too.

[identity profile] xp-bling.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
xactly!

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
i got distracted by the potential computer demon and now i have to find the instructions again but someone or google gave them to me

[identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh. oh. oh.

brb, I need all the knives and a fireproof suit.

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
was this thing even made for human hands seriously

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
this phone thing has that but it keeps just showing me MY face until i press the button

[identity profile] xp-magik.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU REALLY JOKE ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING NOW I HAVE TO USE THIS TINY ELF PHONE

[identity profile] x-legion.livejournal.com 2015-05-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
If at any point in the future you think your computer might be possessed, please tell one of the staff before trying your own exorcism.

Also, in an emergency Angelica can do the same things as a microwave.

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