www.google.com

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[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Oh. Honey. No.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Do you... need help with the microwave again?

Because I unplugged it this morning to make a cheese toastie and charge my starkpad at the same time and I don't know if I plugged it in again.

PS, GREEN BUTTON MAKES IT GO

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

I want to help you but I don't know where to start.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Also, you have to pay the computer. You have to give it food after you press the button on the side that opens the CD drive, which is kind of it's mouth. You put the food in there, okay? Or money, either works.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

She has to start by paying her computer.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

why is google a man
why is google an unhelpful man

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm not even touching the google thing but

Microwave. If it's the same one as in all you kids rooms, it's the green button.

Your food should say how long you cook it for. Make sure you check that because sometimes they want to you do something like wrap the burrito in a damp paper towel or remove some metal and metal plus microwaves equals a lot of sparks and burned food.

Press those numbers on the number pad, close the door, hit the green button.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

wait miles is that you

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

Computers only accept credit. I take cash, though, and I can make sure that the computer gets it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

XAVIN.

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

Hi, Illyana. You typed google.com into the wrong place again, I think.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

The magic spirits that live in the computer need placating before they work.

I'm happy to talk to them for her but I'll need the money to pay them off again so that she can make google work, okay?

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

IS THIS EMAIL I FOUND EMAIL

i took a 20 from your wallet but the computer didn't do anything

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

One of you fuckers actually made me laugh. Please, continue.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

That's Gabriel. That's not google.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

why do all these boxes look the same at least the facebook thing is blue mostly???

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

You did what?

Ima kill you. That was my money but I -- look, I'm coming out to get it out of your computer's DVD drive, okay?

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

i thought this was google not email!

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

wait what

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

No, it's the box at the top, next to the little picture of a house. You are using Chrome like I showed you, right? Not IE? IE purposefully sends you to the wrong place to embarrass you.

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

you didn't specify whose money

[xp-magik.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELPFUL EMAIL now tell me where the computer money goes

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

No. This is the mansion's stupid lame fake facebook.

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

She has a very good point, amigo. Better lock up that cash!

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Only works if you pay them with your own money. They know if you're a freaking THIEF and trying to pay them off with someone else's cash.

They accept blood too.