seriously

[xp_magik]

the cool valkyrie chick didnt even come BACK with us?/ ugh hell dimensions are the worst and if anyone ever needs me for a mysterious journey to hell again pls rethink yr plan bc i am not going. i even reset my stupid password to say so so I MEAN IT now i cant find the explanation mark key but i am serious nobody better ask me ever again

also rahne a monster thing ripped your jacket that i borrowed by accident and there's some stuff on it so probably u wont want it back. send that canadian guy the bill

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[xp_xavin]

Nature does have monsters and lava. Hello, that is basically hawaii and Yellowstone.

[xp_magik]

wait what i am NEVER GOING THERE how has this never come up

where specifically are the ones with the acid spitting demons who have eight eyes because i am never dealing with those a holes again

[xp_xavin]

Wtf. No.

Like poison spiders as big as your face and bears.

[xp_magik]

oh those creepy bears that walk like people because they are like super old bear sages and steal cattle and stuff? they arent so bad though. they dont eat people.

is the poison like the kind that boils your skin off or the kind that forces you to throw up your own stomach with the convulsions

i need specifics though, why is this not on wikipedia

[xp_xavin]

I don't know about that kind of bear. I think we don't have them but i ever went to the country once.


Bears do kill people though.

Spiders just kill you. Or give you something called necrotic ulcers - don't Google it.

[xp_magik]

i googled it so that was gross but i mean the wound doesnt even curse you to living undeath or anything? they dont get super big or have fangs or anything. theyre so tiny and cute here.

[xp_wildchild]

The second one but only the REALLY tiny SUPER poison ones from Australia. Also jellyfish. Also octopodes. Actually also like every other thing in Australia wants to eat you, don't go there. And the beer is BAD.

[xp_magik]

basically what i am hearing is, australia is earth's hell

[xp_wildchild]

The cities are okay. I mean the beer's still bad and they eat yeast on toast but like, they're as safe as any other city. IT's all the OTHER PARTS that suck.