seriously

[xp_magik]

the cool valkyrie chick didnt even come BACK with us?/ ugh hell dimensions are the worst and if anyone ever needs me for a mysterious journey to hell again pls rethink yr plan bc i am not going. i even reset my stupid password to say so so I MEAN IT now i cant find the explanation mark key but i am serious nobody better ask me ever again

also rahne a monster thing ripped your jacket that i borrowed by accident and there's some stuff on it so probably u wont want it back. send that canadian guy the bill

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[xp_cypher]

I like where your head's at, man.

[xp_synch]

The AP style guide can go straight to Hell, in my humble opinion.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, have you seen some of those train wrecks that come from omitting the Oxford comma?

(If I'm a grammar pedant and eating popcorn, maybe I can avoid thinking about my entire body being one enormous bruise)